Vaguely confused and slightly bewildered

This is a multifandom blog that often strays into utter randomness. I have an affinity for tea and adorable animals and curse the winter snow. While I often go on incredibly lengthy hiatuses, generally either because real life intervenes or simply to avoid fandom drama, I always come back in the end. This blog proudly supports Steven Moffat, Amanda Abbington's Mary Morstan, Amy Pond, and River Song. Matt Smith is best Doctor. I've been in the Tolkien fandom longer than I've been on the internet. Most of my posts are coming through the queue; I just usually forget to tag them as such.


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Reblogged from andrewstuntpilot

marthajefferson:

andrewstuntpilot:

Shakespeare’s Deaths and Murders infographic, by Caitlin Griffin at Drown My Books.

This was sent to me this afternoon by my former English Lit. tutor. File under: classroom wall displays. 

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Shakespeare
Reblogged from stand-up-comic-gifs

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

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Reblogged from astaraelweeps
tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”

tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"

Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.

You know why she’s not even touching it?

I said “no.”

(Source: astaraelweeps, via itsraininbritishmen)

THIS
Reblogged from fuglypudding

confessionsofarebel:

rufeepeach:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

But everything changed when the firemelon attacked

Only the avocado, master of all 4 elemelons could stop them

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DEAD
Reblogged from unapologetically-taina

angelophile:

skalja:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

His face.

Always reblog.

Love, love, love Nine.

(Source: unapologetically-taina, via atouchofanarchy)

Doctor Who nine
Reblogged from aidenmathis

carolynknapp-shappey:

he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings:

viridianshadow:

ifearnofish:

iamtonysexual:

Why does this look to me like they’re starting a musical number

put that violin back where it came from or so help me

so help me

so help me

and cut

it’s a work in progress

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sherlock holmes
Reblogged from orangewave

orangewave:

there are two types of people in this world

  • people i can trust to help me hide a body 
  • people who are the body 

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snakes snakes in a hat squee
Reblogged from lecterings

quoththemellonevermore:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

morrissarty:

theumbrellaseller:

bofurthebrodwarf:

onamelancholyhill:

Two households, both alike in dignity,
in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal realms of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life
Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows,
And with his death, end their people’s strife.
Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove
And the continuance of their parents’ rage
Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove,
Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which of you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

did you just rewrite shakespeare for lord of the rings and make it work better than the original

ENGLISH LITERATURE NERDGASM OF EPIC PROPORTION!

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DID YOU JUST REWRITE THE PROLOGUE OF ROMEO AND JULIET USING LORD OF THE RINGS AND KEEP IT IN THE FORM OF A SONNET CORRECT SYLLABLES AND ALL?????

i’m atheist and not supposed to believe in you, you god. 

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lotr
Reblogged from kristenwiiggle

zorobro:

I remember some people who fit into “size 0” got offended at Ellen for saying this. Meaning they missed the point entirely. She isn’t saying people who fit into them are NOTHING, she means the naming conventions of womens clothing is completely ridiculous. People aren’t a size 0, what is that.

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via atouchofanarchy)

Reblogged from imwithmars

jesusleto:

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT LUPITA’S PHOTOBOMB OMG

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oscars lupita nyong'o
Reblogged from sherlocked
thor loki
Reblogged from fanduhmbs

paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

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doctor who
Reblogged from homovikings

homovikings:

i’m laughing so hard at how advanced technology is in asgard

the reason thor was disoriented on midgard when he got sent down was because that it was too basic for him, he was thrown for a loop

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Reblogged from catleecious

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HELLO FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT

YOU ARE STILL GOOD

YES

HERE

WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS

AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD

SO

(PET PET PET)

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squee